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My frns say I have stopped mailing, so a blog dedicated to them......... Apart from some humourous posts....Later on this place has become a very precious archive for me.... where I do place links of thought provoking piece of writings I come across through my Web-trotting

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Fanaa Quotes (Shaayaris) RELOADED

Here I am with rest of the Fanaa Movie Shaayaris............

Tumhari Khoobsurati ne Khuda se ek Khataa kara di
Kahi khud se nazar na lag jaye, yu kar tumhe nazar na di


Phool hu Gulab ka Chameli ka mat samajhna
Aashiq hu Aapka apni Saheli ka mat samajhna


Baithi hai Hothon ko si kar, pachhtayengi Aaap
Ishq jaag uthta hai Aksar, aisi khamoshi ke baad


Insaan ki khwahish ki koi inteha nahi
Do gazz Zameen chahiye Do gaz kafan ke baad


Dard se aankhe chaar kar lenge
Hum bhi inteha de denge
Teri Dosti ki khatir e dost
Hum Dushmano se bhi Pyaar kar lenge


Humse dur jaoge kaise
Dil se hume bhulaoge kaise
Hum woh khushbu hai jo saanso me basate hai
Khud ki saaanso ko rok paoge kaise


Kahte hai pyaar me neend ud jati hai
Koi hamse bhi mohabbat kar le
Kambakht neend bahut aaati hai

Aisa laga khuda ne, rakh diya hamare dil pe haath
liya naam hamara unhone kuchh aisi adaa ke saath

Bekhudi ki zindagi hum jiya nahi karte
Jaam dusro se chhin ke hum piya nahi karte
unko mohabbat hai to aakar izhaar kare
Pichhha hum bhi kisi ka kiya nahi karte

Paani se pyaaas na bujhi to maikhane ki taraf chal nikala
Socha shikayat karu teri khuda se, par woh bhi tera aashiq nikla

Tujhe is baazar ka Main dastoor samajha nahi sakta
Bik gaya ho jo, Woh khariddar nahi ho sakta

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

An old man lived alone in a village. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who could have helped him, was in prison! The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation.

“Dear son, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I wouldn’t be able to plant my potato garden this year. I hate to miss doing the garden, because your mother always loved planting time. I am just getting too old to dig up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren’t in prison. Love, Dad.”

Shortly, the old man received this telegram: “For heaven’s sake, dad don’t dig up the garden! That’s where I buried the GUNS!!” At 4 a.m the next morning, a dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden, without finding any guns.

Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asked him what to do next.

His son’ reply was: “ Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad… it’s the least I could do for you.”


God, Make me a thoughtful son.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Fanaa Quotes (Shaayaris)

E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,
Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska Karde.
Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine,
Koi Khusi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.
Bahot Muskil Lagta Hai Usse Duur Rehna,
Judai Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde.
Jitna Duur Chale Gaye Woh Mujhse,
Use Utna Kareeb Karde.
Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Uska Naam,
To Khatam Kar Ye Zindagi aur Mujhe FANAA Karde.


Tere dil mein meri saanson ko panah mil jaaye,
Tere ishk mein meri jaan fanaa ho jaaye.


Phool hun Gulaab kaâ?
Chameli ka mat samjhnaâ?
Aashiq hun aapkaâ?
Apni Saheli ka mat samjhnaâ

RONE DE TU AAJ HAMAKO TU AANKHE SUJANE DE
BAHO ME LELE AUR KHUD KO BHEEG JANE DE
HAI JO SEENE ME QUAID DARIYA WO CHHUT JAYEGA
HAI ITANA DARD KI TERA DAMAN BHEEG JAYEGA....

will be coming back with more, till then njoy, god bless u

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Passing the Baton at Infosys

The Infosys Chairman and chief mentor Mr NR Narayana Murthy will step down as chairman of Infosys Technologies Ltd on his 60th birthday.

Mr Murthy who turns 60 on August 20 this year, said in an interview to the IT portal CIOL.Com,

According to Infosys regulations, the retirement age for a chairman is 60. Hence Mr Murthy will become non-executive chairman of the company from 21st August, quoted the report.

I have come across this exclusive interview of Mr. Murthy by Business week, It goes this way........


As he prepares to step down, CEO N.R. Narayana Murthy reflects on the company he built, tech's future, and the effects of globalization

The stock prices of leading Indian tech companies have been battered in recent weeks. Investors are skittish over rising inflation and higher interest rates that could tap the brakes on growth globally. But there's no sign India's companies themselves are losing strength. Indeed, Infosys Technologies (INFY), Tata Consultancy Services, Wipro (WIT), and others continue to disrupt the $600 billion global tech-services industry. Infosys said on Apr. 14 that per-share earnings in the current quarter would rise as much as 27% on a sales increase of as much as 33%.

With that as a backdrop, N.R. Narayana Murthy, the founder and longtime chairman of Infosys, stopped in New York on June 15 on something of a farewell tour. After 25 years at the helm, he's stepping out of his executive role and handing the baton to the next generation of leaders. BusinessWeek Senior Writer Steve Hamm interviewed Murthy at the company's offices in Rockefeller Center. Here's an edited version of their conversation:

You started Infosys and built it to what it is today. Why have you decided to retire from your role as executive chairman?

I set the rule that we should all retire at 60 so we can give opportunities to younger people to play a role in shaping the future of the company. I believe in the power and importance of youth. I gave up my CEO position four years ago so Nandan Nilekani could become the CEO. He will continue in the CEO role. Until now, both of us were running the company. Now I'll become the non-executive chairman primarily responsible for managing the board, for governance functions. I won't be involved in running the company in an executive capacity.

When you look back on the early formative days of the company, did you ever imagine that Infosys would become such an important company in the worldwide tech industry?

No, not really. We started out as seven people in 1981, with $250. We had just one customer. Last year we closed at $2.5 billion. We have 52,000 employees and a market cap of about $20 billion. We never imagined we would come this far. However, we were certain of one thing, and that is our value system. In fact, when we sat down in the bedroom of my apartment in 1981, we discussed for four hours what our objective should be. Should it be revenues, profits, market capitalization?

No, we said it should be none of those. We will seek respect from every one of the stakeholders. My view was if we sought respect we'd automatically do the right thing by each of them. We'd satisfy our customers, be fair to our employees, and follow the finest principles with respect to investors, we would not violate laws, and, finally, we'd make a difference to society. And then I said automatically you'll get revenues and profits and all that.

Why have Infosys and the other leaders of the Indian tech industry had such a dramatic and powerful effect on the worldwide tech industry?

It is simply because we are becoming more and more relevant to our customers and we are having greater and greater impact. Why? For two fundamental reasons. We have helped our customers reduce the cycle time in designing and implementing new systems that reflect the changing marketplace and the new business rules. By reducing cycle time, we have ensured that the people in the corporation that use these IT systems are that much more enthusiastic about the flexibility of the corporation to keep pace with the changes in the marketplace.

Earlier, what was happening was it took three or four years to implement a system and there was a low level of probability of success. Because of the high level of programming talent in India, because of our focus on process excellence, and because of the power of leveraging the 24-hour work day, we have been able to take up large projects and complete them with reduced cycle time with the requisite quality. People said, “Now we can go think of new business initiatives to go after.” The second thing we have done is we're able to give more value for money. Both of these things matter a lot.

Read more on "Passing the Baton at Infosys"

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Rakhi Savant ---- Mika Video

Rakhi Savant really got a lot of coverage in media, for her molestation case. People abroad, have fired so many queries on Rakhi & Mika in google search, many reached here.
Most of them were looking for Video of the Mika kissing Rakhi.
I finally got it and uploaded it for you.
Here it is for download
I dont want to comment anything on the video, But I cudnt stop laughing.
Imraan Hashmi would get worried after watching Mika in action.
Stay Tunnnnnned
njoy

Friday, June 16, 2006

Why IBM's Sam keep coming to INDIA

Two years ago, May 2004, Recruitment dates were freezed by companies in college. I was nervous, preparing for Campus like my peers. I happened to go through Latest(By then) edition of BW(BusinessWorld). Cover story was weaved around What is happening @ Big Blue in India, and Its plan to become biggest IT player in INDIA. I was mesmerised, Story was pictured as .......

"
Extraordinary things have been happening at IBM India in the past 36 months, but not too many people picked up the cues initially. The 100% Indian subsidiary of the world's largest IT firm had been so slothful ever since it re-entered the country in 1992 that few noticed any difference when it finally woke up. You couldn't blame industry analysts for missing the signs - after all, the firm had done nothing spectacular for years. It had crawled up to sales of just $300 million by 2000. It had set an ambitious target of $1 billion by 2002, but didn't even seem close to it.

That's why when Samuel Palmisano, chairman & CEO of the world's largest IT firm, was in Delhi in May last year and made a point of calling on Bharti group chairman Sunil Mittal, the meeting was passed off as just another courtesy call. After all, during his two-day visit, he also met IT minister Arun Shourie, Karnataka chief minister S.M. Krishna, government officials, and IBM India's customers. Outsiders couldn't catch the real import of such a high-profile visit.

Sam Palmisano is no ordinary CEO. As the head of the $89-billion IBM, he has 165 countries to cater to. That's why the fact that he was visiting India just over a year after taking charge from Lou Gerstner should have alerted industry watchers in the country. That Palmisano was the only IBM CEO to have ever come to India was also ignored by IT watchers here and abroad.

Nobody picked up the next five clues either. Palmisano was followed by Steve Mills, senior vice-president(software group); Nick Donofrio, senior vice-president (technology and manufacturing); Frank Kern, general manager (Asia Pacific), who oversees 19 of the 165 countries on the IBM map; Satish Khatu, general manager (Asean and South Asia); and Paul Horn, senior vice-president (research). This was an unprecedented number of high-profile guests for IBM India - all in a space of 10 months.

To outsiders, they seemed to be preoccupied with the India team, government officials and customers. But inside its headquarters on Bangalore's Airport Road, IBM India managing director Abraham Thomas was overseeing a quiet transformation. And doing things extraordinary. In March-April, when Big Blue came out with two big bang announcements in quick succession, the industry couldn't ignore it any more.

At Delhi's Taj Mahal Hotel, IBM's Tim Shaughnessy and Coleen Arnold, and Bharti chairman Sunil Mittal announced that over the next 10 years Bharti Tele-Ventures would outsource all its IT requirements to IBM for $750 million. With that, IBM raised the curtains on its biggest deal ever in India. We'll come to how that deal (termed Project Taj) was struck later in the story. But within a month of the Bharti deal, IBM India sprang another surprise. It announced the buyout of the four-year old email and voice specialist call centre Daksh eServices for $160 million. "

Certainly you would like to read this story from May 10, 2004 BusinessWorld edition.

After being impressed with it, I commited a sin, sin of thinking to get into IBM in the Campus Recruitment. Becoming an IBMer was certainly a sin at that time, because IBM used to pick 4-5 students from our college those days, but still I commited.

July 19, 2004 IBM recruited 42 candidates from our college, registering itself as one of the top recruiters on the charts that year. Many dreams came true that day, one was mine too :-)

From that day onwards I have observed IBM's India operations growing exponentialy.

Now June, 2006 we are 43000 strong IBMers in india, scaling up from a few thousands two years ago. Reaching the size of mammoth domestic players like Infosys, Wipro, TCS and others, while far ahead from its worldwide competitors EDS, Accenture.

Again India is in the center of IBM's future expansion strategies.

For the first time ever on June 6, 2006 IBM convened its annual investor meeting outside of the United States, bringing together more than 50 institutional investors and industry analysts in Bangalore, India.
IBM celebrated India
IBM CEO Sam Palmisano announced to the world,
"For all my colleagues listening to this broadcast today around the world, I want you to understand the incredible capability we've established in India," said Sam. "It's also true in China, and it's also true in Eastern Europe, and it's also true in Brazil. If you take those regions of the world in the past couple of years we've added about 75,000 people, with phenomenal skills and capabilities. And very simply I want all of IBM to understand it and take advantage of it."

India is the second-fastest growing economy and the fourth largest based on purchasing power parity. IBM India has the second largest employee population outside of the United States; and the fastest-growing software and services provider in India.

From above disussion and My earlier post on IBM, I am trying two focus on two points:

1. Industry sources estimate, to keep pace with its growth and compete with other IT players, IBM needs to slash its jobs overseas, and a major portion of the pie is expected to come to India.

2. IBM has invested $2 billion in India so far......... and CEO Sam Palmisano announced, "
We are more than forty-thousand strong in India, and our investment in this strategic country will continue to grow from $2 billion over the last three years to nearly $6 billion in the next three years."

Sam last visited india in 2004, and eventually two big announcements were released from its Camp, $750 million Bharati deal and acquisition of Dakh, which gave IBM a long anticipated breakthrough in India.

If we go by the investment, and apply simple Mathematics, then IBM is to triple its strength in India. This would result into a headcount of more than 1,25,000 IBMers in India.

To grow with such plans IBM needs make some significant acquisitions in india, if speculations to believe certainly acquisitions of one of the Top Five Indian IT players like Infosys, TCS, Wipro, Satyam........
Yes, I agree with you, It seems a very tough task to woo these players.
But I dont deny any possibilities, Its business.
I am excited and optimistic.
Keep your fingers crossed, wait till mystery gets unfolded.
Share your opinion.......



Thursday, June 15, 2006

Sensex Fanaa ..........

Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde..
market mein teji yaa Mandi Karde.
Bahut debit Sahe He Maine.
Koi Credit Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.
Bahot Muskil Lagta Hai teji se Duur Rehna,
Mandi Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde.
Jitna niche Chala Gaya senxex,
Use Utna uppar Karde.
Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Credit,
To Khatam Kar Ye Zindagi aur MARKET FANAA Karde.......

If stock brokers become film directors following would be the name of the films.
* Mujhe (investor) jeene do.
* Delivery Ho Na Ho.
** Janam stop loss rakha karo.
* Funding ka karz.
* Kabhi tezi kabhi Mandi.
* Maine Nifty Thoka
* Option koi khel nahi.
* Mandi ko jala kar rakh dunga.
** Hum margin de chuke sanam.
* FII Bin, (love triangle starring FII,SEBI and retail investors)
** Humara POA aapke pas hai. (Power Of Attorny)
* panic mana hai.
* Cercuit jaruri hai.
* FNO kiya toh darna kya.
** Aa ab teji kare.
* Market Days
* Script Code 9211
** BSE nambri, NSE Dhaas nambri !!!
** 36 Thousand Down ...... and the last one
*** Share market meharban toh bhikari bhi dhanwan (wealthy)

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Quotes of the Day

If you don't like something, change it.
If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.
---Maya Angelou

Investors getting poorer

Sensex is again down in the third straight session @ 8894(as on Jun 14, 3:16:05 PM).
It has shed 168 points so far, in a very high volatile session.

Investors are getting poorer, therefore market is losing its charm. In the last two months market is down by 18%, getting investors wealth depriciated by average 18-20%.




Stockbroker Rakesh Jhunjhunwala, whose net worth zoomed up over Rs 2,000 crore (Rs 20 billion) on May 10 is poorer by almost Rs 700 crore (Rs 7 billion) today.

In the last month Jhunjhunwala's key holdings have eroded in value. They include Bharat Earth Movers (Rs 85 crore), CRISIL (Rs 40 crore), Lupin (Rs 70 crore), Nagarjuna Construction (Rs 100 crore) and Titan (Rs 90 crore) - have all dim.

Despite the erosion in wealth, Jhunjhunwala believes the secular and structural bull market is very much alive and kicking. "Although factors known or unknown may slow it, it will need God's wrath for it to be reversed prematurely," he is believed to have said.

Read more on Rakesh Jhunjhunwala

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Free Fall of Stocks

The market witnessed a free fall for the second straight session and tanked by 4.36% at the close on across-the-board selling pressure.

The Sensex' valuation has dropped by about 17% over the last two months on heavy selling by the FIIs. Indian equity market has had more than its share of pain compared with its peers, as the BSE Sensex has corrected much more than the other emerging market indices in the past few weeks.

It was worst closing Since Dec 8, 2005.
I dont want to spread pain by giving you more statistics.

Someone very well said,
"IN STOCK MARKET PEOPLE COME WITH MONEY AND NO EXPERIENCE AND WHEN THEY LEAVE THEY ARE WITH EXPERIENCE BUT NO MONEY AND BECOME ANALYIST TO HELP OTHER LOOSE MONEY"

One more for a little smile

Prince Charles & Sardar ji were having dinner.
Prince said : "pass the wine u divine".
Sardar thinks how poetic.....
Sardar says," Pass the custurd you basturd".

Monday, June 12, 2006

A peck on Cheek is OKAY

I picked today's newspaper, and tried reading with still my one eye closed.
"Rakhi accuses singer of moletation" opened my both eyes with wonder.

All I could figure out after reading this article is Mika Singh's behavior wasnt appropriate.
It was his Bday, that doesnt mean he will take a bite of Rakhi's lips, and that too twice, and on top of that he broke her earrings too. Now you will ask a genuine question, how did you know that Mika bit Rakhi's lips twice, neither one less nor one more?
Well only two persons can answer it correctly, Mika & Rakhi, Mika hasnt accepted anything yet, he is yet to be probed how many times? therefore you got to believe Rakhi.Look what Rakhi Savant yells, “Mika Singh took advantage of our friendship and misbehaved with me. He bit my lips twice and in the process my earring broke,”

We have still listened to Rakhi's take on this, Mika has his colourful side to express "“There is no question about me molesting her. I am feeling embarrassed about this whole affair...her boyfriend was angry because she had kissed me,’’ he said.

As per TOI Mumbai, there were many guests present in the party, Spectators who witnessed the Mika-Rakhi friendly kiss gone sour at the singer’s birthday bash gave mixed reactions to TOI, with Rakhi herself stating that it was no publicity stunt.
Singer Sunidhi Chauhan, who was among the guests, said: “Rakhi was the one who kissed him first, she should have been sporting when he reciprocated.... Mika has skin allergy and he told Rakhi not to put cake on his face, but she went ahead which probably upset him.’’
A brawl ensued at the party when Rakhi’s friend Ashish Sherwood, a music video director, clashed with Singh’s bodyguard and ended up getting beaten. Singh said Sherwood broken a beer bottle and a glass.
Shefali Jariwala, the Kaanta Laga girl also vouched for the Punjabi munda. “I refuse to believe Mika can do something like that. He is a Punjabi and they respect women. Mika can’t sexually assault anyone....Rakhi was enjoying herself at the party. I don’t know when the whole thing turned dramatic.’’

If you think why is she fussing over this issue so much........ listen to her voice before you reach any conclusion
“This is not a publicity stunt. Even a woman with loose character would not want such publicity,’’ she said.

“I am an Indian woman. I will not allow a liplock — a peck on the cheek is okay.’’

Just to remind you friends, She is the same INDIAN WOMAN who was booked for obscenity over a stage show in Kolhapur barely a month before.
One thing from this whole episode, which can spark debates across the nation "A Peck on Cheek is Okay for an Indian Woman." Kavya Vishwanathan shall rewrite her novel with a new theme
" How Rakhi Savant
Got kissed
Got Wild,
and Got a life."

Sunday, June 11, 2006

IBM celebrates INDIA " What makes us Special ? "

Historic employee town hall in Bangalore awakens the world to IBM’s global model

It was really a once in a lifetime opportunity, listening to the two heads, one heading largest democracy in the world, other heading the biggest IT conglomerate.

The theme was "What makes us special?"
Giving you an insiders story about the historic event on 6th June, 2006.

"Creativity has to be the vision of IBM. Creativity has to be the business for IBM." — Dr. A.P.J. Abdul Kalam, President of India

Sam Palmisano with the president of India
IBM Chairman Sam Palmisano with Dr. A. P.J. Abdul Kalam, the President of India

The air shook with excitement as the town hall in Bangalore, India began. Live performances of traditional Indian dancers — projected upon massive screens to the sound of their regional music — charged the meeting hall with a celebratory atmosphere. As emcee and Indian movie star, Dia Mirza took the stage, the audience of ten thousand IBM India employees and distinguished guests burst into applause.

We are more than forty-thousand strong in India, and our investment in this strategic country will continue to grow from $2 billion over the last three years to nearly $6 billion in the next three years. Yet this event — simulcasted across four Indian cities -- celebrates more than our presence in India, it marks IBM's strength around the world.


india town hall thumb up

Sam announced

"For all my colleagues listening to this broadcast today around the world, I want you to understand the incredible capability we've established in India," said Sam. "It's also true in China, and it's also true in Eastern Europe, and it's also true in Brazil. If you take those regions of the world in the past couple of years we've added about 75,000 people, with phenomenal skills and capabilities. And very simply I want all of IBM to understand it and take advantage of it."

Today's news

indian dancers

IBM made headlines all over the world today in gathering 10,000 IBMers in Bangalore. Here, Sam Palmisano announced that IBM will triple our investment in India to $6 billion over the next three years to:

  • Establish the first in a new breed of Service Delivery Centers in Bangalore. IBM will deploy new processes and technology that will greatly automate IT service delivery, provide clients with enhanced flexibility and increase worldwide access to skills, service offerings and continuous availability at lower cost. The new technologies being deployed in India will be rolled out to IBM services centers worldwide in Boulder, Colorado, U.S.; Bratislava, Slovakia; Brno, Czech Republic; Buenos Aires, Argentina; Dublin, Ireland; Hortolandia, Brazil; Johannesburg, South Africa; Shenzhen, People's Republic of China; and Szekesfehervar, Hungary.
  • Create the IBM Systems & Technology Group (STG) Solutions/Innovation Center & Executive Briefing Center in Bangalore, which will focus on IBM infrastructure solutions, technologies and innovations and providing performance benchmarking, testing, data migration and competency building capabilities.
  • Enhance a Telecommunications Research & Innovation Center at IBM's India Research Lab that will serve IBM's telecommunications clients around the world.
  • Increase the capabilities and staff of the High Performance On Demand Solutions Lab in Bangalore, a specialized software and services lab driving automation and virtualization of complex IT infrastructures.
  • Inaugurate the "The Great Mind Challenge", which is designed to improve the software development skills of Indian students as they work to solve issues facing businesses today.

Recognizing the innovators

india dancer

The town hall began in earnest with the lighting of a ceremonial lamp — a tradition that aims to inspire the participants and awaken greater understanding.

Shanker Annaswamy, country general manager for India welcomed our chairman, Sam Palmisano and Dr. A.P.J. Abdul Kalam, president of India who then presented Innovation Awards on behalf of IBM India to five key role models of innovation. The awards recognize a company, organization or government body that has been successful in introducing an innovation with a citation and cash award.

india innovation awards

Along with the presentations by distinguished guests, the audience was treated to entertainment by Himesh Reshammiya and several inspirational videos

An Indian perspective on innovation

india town hall event

President Kalam, widely recognized as one of the leaders who has encouraged India's technological and economic progress, gave a presentation on the progress India has participated in and the creativity it will take to continue.

"Creativity has got multi dimensions like invention, discoveries and innovations," said President Kalam. "Creative minds have the ability to do magic or invent something new by combining, changing or reapplying existing ideas. Creative persons have an aptitude to accept change and ideas and possibilities. They have flexibility of outlook, they're happy enjoying the good while looking for a way to improve."

Saturday, June 10, 2006

Corporate Lesson part-2

First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first
Anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the
surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them: "In medicine, it is
necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that
you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an
example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the
butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth." Go
ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students
freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns
sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them,
"The
second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my Middle
finger
and sucked on my Index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

MORAL of th Story : Learn to pay Attention to your work

Friday, June 09, 2006

AIDS in Panipuri

I received it in my mailbox. I do not know how much right it is…. To be true I really dont believe this, read it as a funny story, enjoy it, and forget it, unless someone proves infection is possible this way too.
“A 10 year old boy, had eaten panipuri about 15 days back, and fell sick, from the day he had eaten. Later when he had his Health check done... doctors diagnosed that he had AIDS. His parents couldn't believe it... Then the entire family under went a Checkup... none of them suffered from Aids. So the doctors checked again with the boy if he had eaten out...The boy said "yes". He had panipuri that evening. Immediately a group from Mallya hospital went to the panipuri vendor to check.
They found the panipuri seller had a cut on his finger while cutting the onions, his blood had spread in food. When they had his blood checked...the guy was suffering from AIDS ..... but he himself was NOT aware. Unfortunately the boy is suffering from it now.
Please take care while u eat on the road side. and pls fwd this to your dear one.”

Thursday, June 08, 2006

How to find a good gift for the women in your life

A few times a year we are always looking for gifts for the females in our life.
Have you ever tried to read their mind, what they like most ?
Certainly Its jewellery on every mind, and diamonds are the star of every women's eye.
I have finally discovered a foolproof method to finding the right gift:
Buy diamond jewellery. Simple, yes? But also effective. No more searching around for something I hope they like, fine jewellery
It always works, Gift her the world, if she means world for you.

Saturday, June 03, 2006

After Reservation ...............

Friday, June 02, 2006

IBM's Tryst with INDIA

Dear friends

Some of you may have already seen this story that appeared in the leading Indian publication BusinessWorld. Nonetheless, I am taking this opportunity to share this insightful article with you once again, hoping you would take time to read it.
For more details you should refer BusinessWorld's this edition.

This truly is a very special event as for the very first time in the history of IBM, the organization is hosting its investors outside of US and Europe. And the country that gets this honor is India. Also attending this event will be over 43,000 IBM India employees across Bangalore, Pune, Kolkata, Delhi and Mumbai, and getting broadcasted to IBMers worldwide later on. And most importantly the gathering would be addressed by the likes of His Excellency President of India, Dr APJ Abdul Kalam, our Chairman Sam Palmisano, and Sunil Mittal, MD, Bharti Enterprises, among other key dignitaries.

Enough Said.........Here we go ..............





When Sam Palmisano calls, you generally go. Even if it means travelling half way across the globe to a dusty, traffic-clogged, southern Indian city. So, in the first week of June, nearly 50 Wall Street equity analysts will troop into Bangalore to attend IBM Corporation’s annual analysts’ summit.
The summit, generally hosted in New York, has been held in Europe a couple of times. But this is the first time in IBM’s history that the Armonk-based, $91-billion IT giant is asking Wall Street analysts who follow its stock to come so far afield.
The question that naturally follows is: why Bangalore? At a superficial level, it can be answered by talking about the India growth story. Over the past three years, IBM’s India operations have grown at breakneck speed. IBM India’s headcount at the end of 2005 stood at 38,500 or 11.6 per cent of its total headcount, the most among any centre outside the US. Last year, it recruited 15,500 people in India, even while it shed 14,500 in Europe. IBM services 250 clients across the world from its global delivery centre in Bangalore, which is the only one that can offer solutions across continents. Finally, India revenues have been growing at 60 per cent per year, though from a small base, while IBM’s overall revenues have remained flat.
At a deeper level, though, the answer lies in understanding IBM’s struggle to reinvent itself as a company focused on services solutions. And in understanding why it needs to get its India story right to succeed in that exercise. Palmisano needs to demonstrate to Wall Street analysts that the company is on the right track in its services business. To do that, he has only one real thing to show — the way IBM India has been shaping up. It is India that holds the key to Palmisano’s services gameplan. And that is also why he is looking at a really big ticket acquisition — one of the top five Indian software services companies — to ramp up India operations even further. But that is getting ahead with the tale. First, the reason why India is so important to Palmisano.
Reinventing Big Blue
About four years before Palmisano became Big Blue’s big chief, in January 1998, then IBM top dog Louis V. Gerstner Jr put him in charge of IBM Global Services, which was specifically created in 1991 to offer full computing solutions to clients. When Gerstner had taken charge of IBM, it was a loose confederation of hardware and software businesses working autonomously, and often at cross purposes. He turned it around by knitting it into an integrated computing solutions seller. Palmisano’s job was to rev up growth at Global Services, which had revenues of $19.3 billion (as on December 1997). When he moved to the server business late 1999, it was clocking revenues of $32.2 billion, up 66.8 per cent in 24 months. This success laid the foundation for the top job in 2002.
Today, Global Services accounts for a little over half of IBM’s revenues (the balance comes from hardware, software and global financing). Palmisano’s goal is to take that to 70 per cent in another five years. When Palmisano took over as chief of IBM, two critical pieces were missing from Global Services. First, IBM was absent in high-end consulting services. Two, it lacked a low cost base for executing services work. IBM was strong in traditional areas of computer maintenance and support, but margins were getting increasingly squeezed in those areas. More importantly, these were legacy contracts and new clients were looking for something very different — service providers who help them transform their businesses and also take up the responsibility for managing many of their functions.
Nine months after taking over, Palmisano pushed through the acquisition of PricewaterhouseCoopers’ consulting arm. This removed one weakness. With 30,000 PwC consultants on board, Palmisano could bid as aggressively for consulting projects as an Accenture could. (As part of its overall strategy, IBM also shed its commodity PC business by selling it to Chinese PC maker Lenovo in early 2005.)


The big India push of the past three years — which includes the takeover of the BPO company Daksh eServices for $160 million and ramping up its delivery centres in Bangalore — is meant to remove the second weakness. A small point here — the India strategy is part of IBM’s overall plan to create four delivery hubs in the BRIC (Brazil, Russia, India, China) countries to bring down cost of operations. However, as we will see, India is way, way ahead of the other three.
The BRIC plan has been clearly laid out. Essentially, over the long term, it will use these four hubs to offer clients the best deals at extremely competitive prices. Brazil, where it has over 6,000 people, is expected to become its offshore hub for tapping the Latin American market, as well as a nearshore option for US customers. Russia, a nascent operation, gives IBM a nearshore but low-cost solution for the diverse European market. Its big advantage in Russia is a large per capita pool of engineers — 3,500 for every 1 million people. Then there’s China. Compared to India, IBM has just 7,000 people in China doing offshore, but the country has a huge domestic market over which IBM has established a stronghold over a 15-year period. India, as Micahel Cannon-Brookes, vice-president (business development, China and India), puts it and as IBM sees it, is at the epicentre of the flat world. In 2005, the BRIC countries collectively ploughed in $3.8 billion in revenues and employed close to 60,000 people.

Among these four, India has not only gained critical size but is also growing the fastest. Besides, with 38,500 employees, India is a bigger operation than the other three put together.






Palmisano’s strategy is based on the premise that IBM’s consultants in the US should be able to sell high-end, high-margin consulting solutions to clients across the globe and then have those solutions implemented out of its base in India. It is not something that others haven’t thought of — practically every one of its rivals is following the same strategy, including Accenture and EDS. And Indian software services companies like TCS, Wipro and Infosys are trying to transform themselves into end-to-end solution providers by adding consulting services to their traditional range of offerings.
The weapon IBM hopes to use to bludgeon its rivals is the sheer size and depth of its offerings. Consider this — at $47 billion, the Global Services business dwarfs the next competitor, the $19.8-billion EDS. Moreover, no one can offer the kind of integrated solutions IBM can, such as consulting, maintenance, BPO and remote infrastructure solutions. It can offer solutions practically in any industry and in any part of the world. It can also offer R&D solutions — it spends an average of $5 billion on R&D every year. No one player among its rivals has the breadth of offerings that it has.
The problem: because of legacy costs, IBM can’t provide those services particularly cheaply.
The question is, can IBM ramp up its low-cost operations in India while winding down its high-cost operations across the globe fast enough?





Even till 2001, IBM India was a sluggish and unimaginative IT company. Over nine years of operations, revenues had just about crossed $300 million and staff strength was around 4,000. IBM’s bid to redefine itself globally as a services player had not made any material difference to its India operations. Then, two things happened within a span of 12 months. In January 2001, Abraham Thomas took charge as CEO and managing director of IBM India, after having spent a significant part of his 14-year career at IBM in senior positions in the Asia-Pacific region. But more importantly, Palmisano became chairman of IBM in March 2002. With Palmisano and Abraham at the helm of affairs in Armonk and Bangalore respectively, IBM India went on a growth overdrive and the chairman became an annual visitor to Bangalore. India revenues jumped from $350 milion in 2002 to $937 million in 2004, the year Abraham moved back to Singapore. His successor, Shankar Annaswamy, has kept the momentum on track and in 2005, IBM India crossed the $1-billion revenue mark.

Two events particularly signalled IBM’s new growth drive in India. First, in March 2004, IBM’s India team clinched a $750-million IT outsourcing contract from Bharti Tele-Ventures, beating rival bids from HP and Oracle. A month later, it acquired Gurgaon-based call centre Daksh eServices. The Bharti deal gave IBM India the much-needed inroad into the domestic Indian market, and Daksh catapulted it among the top five BPO service providers from India. All these were part of Palmisano’s overall game plan to leverage India and ramp up its presence in the country really fast.
Under Palmisano, IBM bet on three key trends taking off — Linux, on-demand computing and, finally, emerging markets not just as a low-cost base, but also as a market (all part of the Global Services portfolio). India figured heavily on all three counts. In 2001-2002, a part of the $1 billion that IBM spent on promoting Linux went into setting up the Linux Center of Competency in India. Subsequently, a large chunk of its $1-billion research budget for e-business came to the India Research Lab. But the primary focus was on global delivery. The explosive growth it has seen in global delivery out of India is what has driven IBM’s growth here.
Since 2004, Palmisano has accelerated the India initiatives. He has reorganised the India team to drive growth in line with IBM’s global objectives. Most of the senior India management team, for instance, does not report directly to Annaswamy. So, former PwC Consulting man Amitabh Ray, head of IBM Global Services India, reports directly to IBM Global Services’ chief Ginni Rometty. “This helps get rid of the bureaucracy and makes decision-making faster,” says a company source. Inderpreet Thukral, director (strategy and business development), has been deputed to drive growth in emerging business opportunities in India. That focus was further emphasised in 2005 when Palmisano deputed Shanghai-based Michael Cannon-Brookes, an old IBM hand in Asia, to take special charge of China and India. Cannon-Brookes’ mandate is to oversee strategy for both these markets and align them with IBM’s globally integrated services game plan. Thukral reports to Brookes, who sees his job as one that facilitates a sharper focus withi n the IBM leadership in India. He says: “You go not only where the growth is, but also where the new pools of talent are — obviously India and China. It was necessary to take a more longer term view beyond day-to-day operations. So, we had to get a focus within the company at the senior level on these two markets.”

So, as the India organisation structure stands today, Annaswamy, apart from being managing director for IBM India, also oversees growth in the domestic market. The focus is important because the market for IT outsourcing services in India is just beginning to open up. In fact, according to sources, the domestic business is likely to be spun off into a strategic business unit and expansion plans this year include 40 additional tier-II cities. “There are plans to set up dedicated delivery centres for the domestic market,” say sources. Cannon-Brookes and Thukral take care of the longer-term strategic imperatives. The jewel in the crown, global delivery services, includes within it IBM-Daksh and what IBM calls the business transformation outsourcing (BTO) practice, remote infrastructure management and application development and maintainence. The decentralised structure enables each unit to function independently and, thus, grow faster. The 32,000 people global services operation in India is almost evenly split between BPO services offered by Daksh (18,000 people) and other offerings (14,000 people).Of late, IBM has been using the global delivery services in India to win contracts. In fact, the newly acquired global delivery capability in India helped it clinch the recent $2.2-billion ABN Amro deal. A large chunk of the new application development work for ABN Amro will be executed by IBM out of India. According to Ray, the year-on-year growth on the global delivery front has only started taking off. “In two years, we will be the biggest IT services company in India,” he says.
There have been other more subtle, but equally important, changes in India. Thukral and Ray are good examples of the change — they straddle both India and global roles, while being based in India. “That’s a huge cultural shift for IBM,” say sources. It is as much about India’s growing significance in the IBM frame of things as it is about IBM’s bid to shed its former identity of a US-centric, bureaucracy-driven heavyweight.

So, as the India organisation structure stands today, Annaswamy, apart from being managing director for IBM India, also oversees growth in the domestic market. The focus is important because the market for IT outsourcing services in India is just beginning to open up. In fact, according to sources, the domestic business is likely to be spun off into a strategic business unit and expansion plans this year include 40 additional tier-II cities. “There are plans to set up dedicated delivery centres for the domestic market,” say sources. Cannon-Brookes and Thukral take care of the longer-term strategic imperatives. The jewel in the crown, global delivery services, includes within it IBM-Daksh and what IBM calls the business transformation outsourcing (BTO) practice, remote infrastructure management and application development and maintainence. The decentralised structure enables each unit to function independently and, thus, grow faster. The 32,000 people global services operation in India is almost evenly split between BPO services offered by Daksh (18,000 people) and other offerings (14,000 people).Of late, IBM has been using the global delivery services in India to win contracts. In fact, the newly acquired global delivery capability in India helped it clinch the recent $2.2-billion ABN Amro deal. A large chunk of the new application development work for ABN Amro will be executed by IBM out of India. According to Ray, the year-on-year growth on the global delivery front has only started taking off. “In two years, we will be the biggest IT services company in India,” he says.
There have been other more subtle, but equally important, changes in India. Thukral and Ray are good examples of the change — they straddle both India and global roles, while being based in India. “That’s a huge cultural shift for IBM,” say sources. It is as much about India’s growing significance in the IBM frame of things as it is about IBM’s bid to shed its former identity of a US-centric, bureaucracy-driven heavyweight.

But Questions Remain
India is growing explosively, but is it growing fast enough to make a difference to IBM? That is the question analysts are beginning to ask. The questions are valid because, of late, IBM Global Services seems to be struggling. A year ago, it missed both its revenue and earnings targets. High-cost operations in Europe and sluggish European markets were identified as the root cause of that miss.
That miss was the primary reason why IBM decided to shed 14,500 jobs from its European operations — 14.5 per cent of 100,000 it had there. That caused huge protests and much pain within IBM, which had always tried to project itself as a company that offered jobs for life. One big loss was the exit of IBM Global Services’ chief John R. Joyce, who quit in July 2005. Joyce left two months after the job cuts in Europe were announced. But, so far, Palmisano hasn’t let the pain deter him.
In the latest quarter again, IBM Global Services’ revenues have been flat. The trend continues from last year. Revenues grew 2.1 per cent in 2005. Gross profit margins were also unimpressive: 25.9 per cent in 2005 against 25.1 per cent in 2004.
Clearly, Global Services seems to have hit some sort of a plateau. The PwC acquisition is not yet bringing in the kind of heavyweight business IBM had hoped for. More importantly, with topline of the global services business largely flat, IBM needs to make sure that at least the bottomline is improving. And for that, it needs to cut jobs drastically in the US itself, which is likely to be far harder to accomplish than Europe. By some estimates, IBM needs to slash its US employee strength of 260,000 by half. Before it can do that, IBM India will have to be able to take up the workload of those 130,000 people that it needs to shed — and that is going to be the key factor.
A couple of influential IBM watchers feel that for India to make a significant difference to IBM’s bottomline and topline, Big Blue needs to make at least one more spectacular acquisition, perhaps of one of the top five Indian services firms. Enough organic growth simply cannot happen in the timeframe IBM needs to put the global services business on track. Sometime back there were rumours that IBM was shopping for Satyam, but Satyam chief B. Ramalinga Raju had scotched those rumours. There’s talk in the market currently that IBM is looking closely at a north Indian software services firm, though the company refuses to talk on the subject.

Can Palmisano handle all those problems? He has the will and IBM has enough cash to take hard decisions. What remains to be seen is how the cards fall for IBM in India now.


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